Father's Day 2026 — 21 June
The one day a year
his jokes are tolerated.
Give him something to work with. Dad Humor has 200 fresh groans — send the best ones before he does.
52days
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16minutes
47seconds
The classics
Jokes your dad definitely
already told you.
How many have you heard? Don't lie.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
I used to hate facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
20 brand new dad jokes
for Father's Day.
Fresh material he hasn't heard yet. Free PDF, no faff.
"20 jokes your dad doesn't know yet (but soon will)"
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